HOLLA PENA!

Last year's home run champ wins it in the 10th

Shoppach on DL

Teixeira calls Trop "laughable"

NO NO...NO!

Shoppach single breaks up classic, saves Girardi from back page of Post.

Burrell's average now .083

Forbes:  Rays are MLB's 3rd least valuable team. 

Longo on pace for 162 homers

It's April 8th and the Rays are still in first place

Garza now 19-9 against AL East, and 6-1 against Baltimore 

Another rocky outing for Soriano the Savior

ONE DOWN

AL East:  Rays in first place
Magic number down to 161

How many game winning hits before CC gets traded?

Just like 2008

Longoria, Rodriguez come up big

Ho hum, Upton makes a difficult play seem easy
Nobody can stop Pat Burrell, not even a 3rd base coach with his hands up

April 1, 2010 - Breaking News: Rays to rename Tropicana Field after former Florida governor Bob Graham and the citizens of St Petersburg. 

GRAHAM CRACKER STADIUM.

CBS Sports continues to disrespect the Rays.

Burrell Looking Great!

 Michelle Burrell, that is.

Meanwhile, her hubby is hitting .188.

 Big whif:  Pena 3 for 33 in twelve spring games.

Baseball's working poor.

Carl Crawford showers in Evian?

Clutch Hitters:  

Rays ownership has delivered; now it's our turn.

 

Rangers Manager Washington admits to using Cocaine...once.
If you use Coke once and get caught, doesn't that make you the unluckiest person on the face of the Earth?
Oh, wait.  He also used pot and amphetamines when he was a player. But it's okay since everybody in baseball was high in the 80's.
WADA chief calls for baseball to test for HGH.
Pena finally snaps spring 0-fer.

More Roid Rage:  Knoblauch pleads guilty to assaulting wife.
Keeping up with old friends:  Nats release Elijah Dukes

 Yankee tenor cut, signs with Red Sox.

Upton busts out.
Times resorts to using photos from last year.
How do the Rays make the playoffs?  Expand the field.
Math geek picks Rays to win wild card with 93 wins.

A-Roid, part Doh!
Welcome back, Rocco.  We missed you.

 

A-CRASH